2. There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage
3. A women worries about the future until she gets husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or the wife
5. Man is incomplete until he is married, then he is finished
6. Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die
7. Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
8. When newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why, when a ten year married couple smiles everyone wonders why.
9. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves, after marriage “Y”becomes Silent
10. Marriage is a war in which two people can sleep together.
11. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting she will won’t change and she does
12. Love is blind but marriage is an eye opener
13. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence- a life sentence
14. Marriage is an institution in which man loses his bachelor’s degree and the women gets her masters.
15. Marriage is very much like violin after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached
16. A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”And the father replied, “ I don’t know, son, I am still paying for it”
17. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking, the husband gives and the wife takes.
18. Getting married is like going to the restaurant, you order what you want and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you ordered that.
19. Marriage is romantic story, in which hero dies in first chapter
20. Every man should get married, after all happiness is not the only thing in life.
21. When do you congratulate someone for their mistake .On their marriage.
22. If you do NOT have a wife - You are missing Some thing in your life.If you have a wife - You are missing So Many things in your life
23. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, you know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, yes dear, I know but I was in love and didn’t notice.
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