FLIRTY JOKES for mobile

1. I wrote, your name on the sand and  it got washed away,I wrote your name in the air and it got blown away,I wrote your name on my heart and I got a heart attack

2. God made daylight and called it the sun, god made entertainment  and called it fun, god  made nightlight and called it the moon, god made you and called cartoon.

3. Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say but, sweet people are hard to find, oh my god! how did you find me?

4. You are lovely,you are perfect,you are beautiful,you are amazing,you are sweet,you are gorgeous,you are fantastic,you are fabulous me a  lier! :)

5. I love you I really do,I only love you, I cannot hurt you,because I love you from the bottom of my heart because dad says "love animals"

6. So sweet is your smile,so sweet is your style,so sweet is your talk,so sweet is your walk,see how sweetly I lie.

7. Life without you is impossible, you are in my breath, in my blood, can’t live without you, if you are not there I m dead, yes I can’t live without u, Oxygen

8. Sometimes my mind asks, why I miss you! why I care for you!, why I remember You!, then my Heart answered it's simple, because fool needs more care

9. Hi sweetheart, doing nothing! ,then make a place for me in your Heart! I may come there any time! Yours faithfully heart attack

10. Dark were those days without your sight, when I was in darkness you gave me light, you gave me light to make life bright, thank you so much "tubelight"

11. When your crying, when your upset, when your sad, just make a call to me, because incoming is free for me

12. Good looks catch the eyes but good personality catches the heart, you are blessed

with both!flattered! don't be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it

  

13. You are very special for me, you should always be safe my dear, I can't be with you all the times, so be careful whenever you jump from tree to tree my monkey

14. Love is like a cigar It starts with a fire,continues with smoke, and ends in ashes ,but don't worry - we are chain smokers.

15. True love is like a pillow you can hug when you are  in trouble and you can embrace when you are happy so spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

16.  Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123 and love begins with you and me

17. Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good looking, nice friends, charming, funny well ,enough about me, how about you.

18. Let me kiss your lips,Let me feel your teeth,Let me feel your tongue,this is your friend “Toothpaste” reminding you to brush your teeth, twice a day Everyday.

19. Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be, one heart that would always beat for you,You know Whose!!!your Own Stupid!!!

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MARRIAGE JOKES

1. Marriage is a three ring circus- engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
 

2. There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage

3. A women  worries about the future until she gets husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or the wife

5. Man is incomplete until he is married, then he is finished


6. Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die  

7. Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.

8. When newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why, when a ten year married couple smiles everyone wonders why.

9. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves, after marriage “Y”becomes Silent

10. Marriage is a war in which two people can sleep together.

11. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting she will won’t change and she does

12. Love is blind  but marriage is an eye opener

13. Marriage is not a word. It’s a  sentence- a life sentence

      

14. Marriage is an institution in which man loses  his bachelor’s degree and the women  gets her masters.

15. Marriage is very much like violin after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached

16. A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”And the father replied, “ I don’t know, son, I am still paying for it”

17. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking, the husband gives and the wife takes.

18. Getting married is like going to the restaurant, you order what you want and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you ordered that.

19. Marriage is romantic story, in which hero dies in first chapter  

20. Every man should get married, after all happiness is not the only thing in life.

  

21. When do you congratulate someone for their mistake .On their marriage.

22. If you do NOT have a wife - You are missing Some thing in your life.If you have a wife - You are missing So Many things in your life

23. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, you know, I was a fool when I married    you. She replied, yes dear, I know but I was in love and didn’t notice.

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LOVE JOKES for mobile

1.I love you in the morning,I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving

2. Another Day, another way, another hope, another tear, another fear, another year, another smile, another mile, another few, but never ever another you.

3.When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

4. If you fall in river there is a boat, if you fall in well there is rope, but if you fall in love there is no hope

5. You so fat you fell in love and broke it!!!

6. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

7.True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen

8.Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream

9.People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

10.You can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily. 

11 You need Money to call someone Honey

12. Love is forever, only the partners change

13.  I love you because you are unique... just like everybody else!

14.You  are 100% beautiful, you are 100% beautiful, you are 100% lovely, you are 100% sweet, you are 100% nice, and you are  100% stupid to believe these word

15.The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

16.A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.

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REFUSAL LINES for mobile

1.The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too, if rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you!!

2.Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images

3.If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long

4.Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth. your money and even lose your mind, but you will never loose is your good looks, because you don’t have good looks!

5.Most people have five senses, some people have six senses, but you are blessed with seven senses, an extra sense is non sense

6.Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head

7.If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything I will come and  take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from

8.From moon to sun, from Jan to Dec, from birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed, for me, you have always been, a headache

9.One out of four people is a Chinese, if your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

10.when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets one to get in and another to get out.

11.I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me, you cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh,you jump out of the window,I look down and then, I laugh again

12.Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you, they don't laugh either!!

13.I am at the police station,the police caught me and filed a case against me"possession of good looks”.I am doomed! I need someone ugly to bail me out, hurry up!

14.This sms can only be readed by someone beautiful, try again, again, maybe you are just not beautiful, one more time, hey don't force it ugly!!!

15.I can please only one person per day,today is not your day,tomorrow isn't looking good either.

16.You have a one-bit brain with a parity error

17.Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, mental hospital is not so far.

18.No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is I just want to tell you, they are none of your business!

19.It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open, your mouth and prove it.

20.Flowers and butterfly-a beautiful scene, Stars and moon-a romantic night, rain and monsoon, a lovely weather, you and your smile- run its ghost

21.God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created drink.
He saw me in dark, he created light, He saw me without problems, he created you.

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FLIRTY SMS for mobile

1.Love is not measured by hugging, kissing love is respect and trust accepting everyone needs to be loved,especially when they don’t deserve it

2.I love two things, a rose and you, a rose for a short while, but you for the rest of my life

3.You are simply irresistible and I just cannot keep way from you.

4.I love your eyes,I love your smile,I cherish your ways,I adore your style.I can say/ what can I say You are one of a kind and  24/7

5.I love all the stars in the sky,but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!!!!

6.I think you are very careless!You come and leave things behind! See now what you have left!!You  just came in my mind and left a smile on my face

7.Even if I had one wish,I  wouldn't wish for you to love me,because I don't want your love to come from a wish,but straight from your heart

8.I believe that God above created you for me to love, he picked me out from all the rest because he knew I would love you the best! 

9.Touch my heart and  you will feel, listen to my heart and you will hear, look into my heart and you will see, that you will always be a special part of me 

10.I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise to me mine forever

11.Good time, bad time, night time,day time, work time, off time, sad time, happy time,in the mean time I am thinking of you all the time.

12.There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!

13.When the night comes,look at the sky ,if you see a falling star,don't wonder why,just make a wish.Trust me it will come true, because I did it and I  found you

15.I do not think much, I do not think often, but when i do think, i think of you

                                                                                                                          

16.You may be a single person to the world but you are the whole world for ME.

17.Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I dream of you.

18.I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights, but I love  you more

19.Love bears all things ,love believes all things,love hopes all things,and most precious of all,love endures all things come we love and make things happy

20.1+1=2 eyes look at you,12+12=24 hours thinking about you.,3+4=7 days in week missing you 1+11=12 months I always need a sweet person like you

21.Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Love is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only my love is true.

22.Love, all my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it

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FUNNY SMS for mobile

1.ABC:Always be careful, DEF: Don’t ever forget (Me),JKLM- Just keep loving me

NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat you very well,your loving XYZ

2.I Love you, I Love you, I Love you, I Love you, I Love you, I Love you, I Love you, don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too: p

3.God made us body parts for a reason, eyes to look at you, hands to pray for you

mind to remember you, heart to miss you and legs to kick you if u ever forget me!

4.Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cure!!!

5.Look at the moon the moon is beautiful look at you I rather look at the moon again

6.You've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class, you've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number, Sorry!!

7.I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner and say those three sweet words to you, Pay The Bill.

8.If you are alone,I'll be your shadow.If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.If you need money, wait for your salary

9.Four roses, just for you! first for Friendship, second for Wealth, third for Happiness and the last one. Put it on your hair it will look good!!

10. we love each other because, you think I'm nice, I think you are nice; you think I'm sweet, I think you are sweet, you think I'm smart, I think you are Right

11.You are the one whose so smart, whose so charming, whose so caring, so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors

12.Every body wants : Someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone Loving, Someone honest,Someone Cute, Someone attractive,why everbody wants me!!

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SENTI SMS for mobile

• 1.  Take my eyes but let me see you;Take my mind but let me think about you; Take my hand but let me touch you;But if you want to take my heart.Its already with You
• 2.  There are thousands of roses in this world, even if I give you all the roses, it would not be enough to tell you, how much I Love You
• 3.  I love you when you are sad; I love you when you are  happy; I love you when you are   laughing; I love you when you are angry; I love u when u love me
• 4.  You may miss me, you may ignore me, you may even forget me, but one day if you want to see me, don’t search, just see your shadow, I will be there trust me!!
• 5.  My past says you met me, my future says you will care for me, my present says you will understand me, but my heart says you will always love me
• 6.  I Could forget a face, forget a home, forget a place, forget a name, forget a game, I could forget myself, but forgetting you, Forget It!!
• 7.  We cannot be together, but we will never be apart, for no matter what life brings us, you are always in my heart
• 8.  No one in this world has such grace, no one is so able to fill your place, you always know but i never say my love  for you grows every passing day.
• 9.  If I were a tear in your eye, I would roll down onto your lips, but if you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry, as I would be afraid to lose you!
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• 10.  I love you very much,my heart is made to love you only,don’t dare think to leave me
• because there is no spare heart with me
• 11.  I love my eyes when you look into them, I love my name when you say it,I love my heart when you love it, I love my life when you are in it.
• 12.  I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time i see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you!.
• 13.  My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color,always be there in my life sweetheart.
• 14.  Here is my heart, it is yours so take it, treat it gently,please do not break it, its full of love that’s good and true, So please keep it always close to you
• 15.  You may be out of my sight,but not out of my heart, you  may be out of my reach,but not out of my mind, I may mean nothing to you but you will always be special
• 16.  Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but your gorgeous smile brings all faith, love & hope in me!
• 17.  My life is beautiful, because I have a sweetheart like you.
• 18.  My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me, like a mirror without a reflection.
• 19.  You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart
• 20.  If I never met you, I wouldn’t like you, if I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you, but I did, I do, and I will.

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